Saturday May 5 @ 11:31pmlet’s play that game “spot the french on your dashboard
Things to remember
Saturday May 5 @ 11:27pm
- You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together.
- A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse.
- Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you.
- Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.
I mean seriously, if hearing someone’s voice for 30 seconds auto-triggers nausea and baseless guilt, then you have every right to question why they should exist in your life.
Saturday May 5 @ 11:26pmif you are “above” pop music you are probably boring
- sweden's host: hello lena!
- graham norton: UGH
- graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
- graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
- germany's host: we're having so much fun!
- graham norton: speak for yourself lena
Saturday May 5 @ 11:25pmthe best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
